"" Rob Parnell's Writing Academy Blog: October 2011

Thursday, October 27, 2011

Writers, Adapt to Change!

I see Hollywood, in its ever deepening penchant for plundering the past, is making a movie version of The Man from U.N.C.L.E., a TV spy show from the 1960s. Robyn doesn't remember it - and even I was a baby when I caught reruns in the UK.

Bradley Cooper is tipped to star in the lead role of Napoleon Solo, with no-one yet set up for his side-kick or boss - or the S.P.E.C.T.R.E. agents for that matter.

I had to look up Bradley Cooper on IMDB - not being exactly sure who he was when my Film News Briefs newsletter told me he was the next big hot property in Hollywood. Of course I recognized him immediately - the Nip and Tuck guy who was also in another remake: Stephen J Cannell's, The A Team.

Seeing a new star on the rise made me think about the nature of stardom, fame and success - and how some people seem to rise to the top while the rest of us just get on with our lives...

...and I wondered, is there really anything we can do - we as in you and I - to create fame for ourselves, assuming that's what we want?

I remember a long time ago I asked a life coach: What happens if you do all this success stuff and you don't get rich and famous - eh? Doesn't that prove that everything you say is crap? (I was young and arrogant - and more argumentative at the time!)

No, she said, smiling. It just proves you didn't want it enough.


Keep Writing!


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Writers, Adapt to Change

Rob Parnell

According to the latest sales figures for books, the sale of digital books is increasing by around 300% a year - while the sales of real books - hardbacks and paperbacks - is dropping by around 5% a year.

You'll notice that I didn't call them e-books - mainly because I know many writers have a knee jerk reaction to the word and just close down - and say, that's not for me and dismiss the whole idea of being published in anything other than paper form.

Fact is, the publishers you aspire to impress are beginning to feel the pinch because they too have had the same 'jerk' reaction to digital content. They really don't know what to do about the e-book...

Trouble is, the new players in publishing like Amazon and Apple - and the thousands of digital publishers already on line - know exactly what to do about it!

Do you remember about ten years ago people were saying that hand-held book readers would never catch on? That the paper book was some sacred object that could never be replaced?

Well, that's still true.

But now iPads, Kindles and Androids are here - and guess what? they're just new names for hand-held book readers.

I suspect the same will happen with e-books. They will change their credibility factor by simply changing their name...

No idea what to at this stage.

Something more sexy sounding than e-books, to be sure.

One of the more interesting findings that a recent survey uncovered is that the average person already has around three times more digital books on their computer hard drives than they have real books on their bookshelves at home.

And who said e-books would never catch on?

Are you missing something here?

Here's an example of a writer who's not missing the boat on this one:


J A Konrath, a crime and horror writer tired of being rejected by NY publishers, even though he's been very successful offline, released his entire back catalog of books and short stories through Kindle - available only as digital downloads.

Last year he made nearly $48,000 in royalties on just those books - yes, forty eight thousand $US, even though his e-books sold for less than, on average, $2 each.

Konrath is the first to say he doesn't know if he's unique in this regard, only that he has no faith in traditional publishers to make the correct commercial decisions for his work anymore.

The big problem I am seeing everywhere is that authors - good authors, great writers - are being serially rejected by publishers. Trouble is, they're taking this rejection to heart and thinking it's somehow their fault - when clearly it's not.

It's the fault of a traditional publishing industry that is losing its grip on how to sell books to readers.

Digital publishing is fast and cheap.

The big publishing houses take, on average, two years to get a book from submission to publication - mainly because their internal structures are massively inefficient and cumbersome to the point of silliness.

Plus, they lack confidence in the market for books... they must do.

They're currently rejecting 99.9999% of all new manuscripts arriving on their desks because they already have all the books they can handle and can't sell - plus leviathan lists of hopefuls lined up for years to come (that they probably can't sell either).

Now, publishing works on the principle that one bestselling book pays for another one hundred not so successful books on a publisher's list. It's always been that way. It's a good business model.

But how can you know what the bestsellers are going to be?

Well, you can't - which is why releasing new books - and often - is so necessary to compete. And releasing new books often is exactly what digital publishing is all about.

The money side is different for digital.

Gone are the big advances - unless you get a movie option. But also gone is the long wait to get royalties.

Digital books might not make you as much money - but you get it sooner - which means you can 'keep writing' while other would be authors have to work their day jobs in the faint hope of a real book contract.

The times are changing.

It's not a case of thinking that e-books won't catch on...

They already have!

Inventions like the iPad have made digital downloading and reading of books commonplace. And only those trade publishers with blinkers on don't see that their days are numbered - unless they all want to become boutique niche suppliers to an ever dwindling marketplace.

I remember back in the 1980s someone said to me (Herman, his name was - I loved him dearly until he attacked me with an ax - a long story), "Rob," he said, "the future is digital."

I had no idea what he was talking about at the time. But this was just before CDs took over from vinyl records.

And to think, most musicians in those days thought that CDs and barcodes marked the end of civilization - in much the same way that many modern writers still refuse to embrace digital books - the future in other words.

Have I convinced you yet?

Do you still have your head buried in the sand over this?

I hope not.

Robyn and I are living proof you can get rich and successful as writers using a combination of book distribution networks - online digital and offline with real paper books - and not relying exclusively on any old-world publishers to help you.

Because, to be honest now, I really don't think most trade publishers know what they're doing anymore. They're shrinking and floundering on a seashore they can't come to terms with - because they missed the boat while they were wondering what to do about the Internet...

Having said all the above, we're very excited this week because we've just acquired nationwide distribution for our own 'real' books in Australia and NZ, through our own new publishing company, R&R.

Well, you know what they say. If you can't join them, beat them!

Keep Writing.

Rob at Home
Your Success is My Concern
Rob Parnell's Easy Way to Write


"I get the solid shape, as it were, inside my head…I identify myself with the center of its gravity, its mass, its weight… imagine it any size I like and really am in control almost like God creating something." Henry Moore

Previous Newsletter includes:
Article: "Motivation and Writing"
Writer's Quote by Mary McGrory

Thursday, October 20, 2011

Give yourself a kick up the a**

Dear Fellow Writer,

Watched Scream 4 the other day.

I love the Scream movies for that deliberate self consciousness of the genre they use as part of the plot. It's a clever device - a kind of nudge nudge, wink wink at the audience. Instead of: "this is not a movie, it's real life" - Scream goes beyond to: "this really is a movie, about movie cliche, and we both know - and love - it!"

Anyway, in between Ghost-face's customary chasing and slashing, the movie explores the role of the Net in our daily lives, pointing out that, in a sense, our generation lives in public.

Social networking sites allow us to document the things we do - or want to be seen to be doing, anyway. Reality shows give us the impression everything we do is somehow interesting and noteworthy.

But as the killer points out in the final scenes, when everybody is famous, what have you got to do to stand out? And what price do you pay for trying?

Notoriety tends to trivialize issues and people. An earth shattering private idea quickly becomes diluted, seemingly crass and often largely ineffective when made public - have you noticed that?

I guess it's really about motivation. What sparks the need for 'fame' - or for some kind of an audience? Is it just human nature to want to be watched - and adored?

When the killer gives the obligatory, explanatory speech at the end of the movie, Ghost-face says, "But you don't understand. I don't need friends, I want fans!"

Says it all.

Keep Writing!


Wealth from Words


Motivation and Writing

Rob Parnell

My first attempt at writing a non fiction book is still, to this day unfinished. It's ironic because it was a book about motivation - and how to overcome obstacles to the creative process.

Of course many of the ideas the book was going to explore I have used in the 30 or so books I've written since - but I find it odd that my first book was basically on a back-burner for about a decade while I struggled to find time to write it.

I read the other day that procrastination is not really based on a fear of accomplishment, but on a fear of beginning. And not just beginning in the sense of starting out, making notes and thinking - but really starting, as in being involved in creating.

That resonated with me because I realized that's why I never got around to writing that first book. All the time I wasn't starting and being involved in the book, I had no reason to pursue its completion.

Of course, for years I believed the book should be written. I even conned myself into believing I was, in some sense, writing it because it occupied my mind so often. But clearly the more I thought about the book, the less I wrote.

As I've said often - since - thinking is not writing. Especially thinking about writing is definitely not writing! But thinking about writing is a trap that many would-be writers fall into - a pit of self doubt and delusion that requires endless self debate with no real constructive purpose.

After all, when you're in a pit, you need to construct a ladder, not just think about methods of freeing yourself!

I guess that's one of the reasons why I developed the Easy Way to Write philosophy. That is, when you write, don't think. Don't analyze what you're doing because it doesn't achieve anything useful. It just slows you down.

Each moment you stop to stare into space or formulate a new thought is time away from the task. And as comforting or inspiring as those thinking moments might be, they're largely self indulgent and irrelevant to the task at hand.

Because no amount of thinking and planning helps to get the job done - unless you're actively involved in the doing.

Yes - if you get stuck, take time out to break down your project into chunks - minutely if necessary. Tiny pieces, if that's what you need to do - and in writing. But then get back to tackling those pieces - quickly and with purpose. Don't stop to think for too long.


Serial procrastination is also a product of perfectionism - the inability to create unless everything goes smoothly and is notably brilliant from start to finish.

But any artist will tell you that the illusion of perfection is just that - an illusion, created by years of trial and error and constant activity.

Leonardo kept the canvas of the Mona Lisa with him all his life. To him, it was never finished. He added to it, changed it over and over, forever infusing it with the perfection it's now famous for.

But with his other works, he was on the clock. He finished them because there was an end date - a time beyond which he wasn't going to get paid. The deadline necessitated the work's completion.

And so it is with you, my friend. You must work on a project to its completion but have the courage to say it's done now. It may not be perfect but it's time to move on. This is a skill in itself that can take years to learn - but one that all artists must contend with and accept.

The fact is the more importance you attach to a project, the harder it will be to begin it. And this is something you don't want to feed or escalate. Because the greater the challenge in your mind, the more excuses you can find not to start.

You'll never really be ready...

... and that's the best place to begin. You learn by doing, not by preparing but by being involved.

Nowadays, when I finish projects, I often look back and can't really fathom where all that effort and inspiration came from. It's like the finished product was created by someone else - someone with a skill base and motivational standpoint separate from my own.

To me, I'm still the guy who couldn't get his first book written!

I think this is the way it works.

You don't really go from a wannabe to a success, as if they're two different entities. You're still both. It's just that one - the doer - fills more of your time than previously.

All you have to know is that harnessing success is about doing, being active, taking steps - no matter how small - on a consistent basis.

Don't beat yourself up about your faults.

Be aware of your faults, see them as positives. Use your issues as motivation. Embrace your foibles. Accept your limitations. Gather strength from your insecurities - everyone has them, even the great and good.

But most of all, take action.

Write. Be involved in your writing.

We all make mistakes. It's part of the creative process.

As someone famous once said, it's why there's an eraser on the end of a pencil - and a backspace/delete on a keyboard for that matter.

Don't be afraid to begin. You can always delete what you've done and start again. I do that all the time these days - it's part of the process.

See the ability to edit, clean up, delete and polish as your best friend. The part of your nature that helps you the most. But remember that without activity, there's nothing to perfect.

Things don't create themselves. We do.

Intention is only useful when there's matter to rearrange. And no amount of thought changes anything until activity kicks in.

As Nike says, just do it!

And as Rob says:

Keep Writing.

Rob at Home
Your Success is My Concern
Rob Parnell's Easy Way to Write


"If there is a secret to writing, I haven't found it yet. All I know is sit down, clear your mind, and hang in there." Mary McGrory

Previous Newsletter includes:
Article: "Secret Grammar Rules"
Writer's Quote by Florynce Kennedy

Thursday, October 13, 2011

The Secret Rules of Grammar

Dear Fellow Writer,

I read the other day that modern burglars don't case neighborhoods anymore. They don't have to.

They use the Net.

First they find people in their target area with Twitter and FB accounts and they follow the posts, waiting for messages about you being away from home... then, if they need to find your house, they ask Google where you live, get the map, study the overhead view of your property and the surrounds and print it out if necessary - and then set off with an empty swag bag...

Apparently over 60% of burglars admit to using the Net to target houses these days. Amazing - and something that never occurred to me until I read it.

Gotta be real careful about filling in your address online.

Keep Writing!


The E Files

It seems grammar is an issue for many of us writers.

(BTW, I think 'we writers' sounds dumb - and is probably incorrect these days. See below.)

Most of the rules seem to be some kind of closely guarded secret. They must be - because we often ignore them or act as though they're irrelevant!

Bad news is publishers (for all their faults) like good grammar from writers. So, here's a round up of the most common writing mistakes we all make.

Its/it’s Confusing

I saw this in a newspaper just the other day. It's is short for 'it is' - there's no apostrophe needed for its other possessive uses.

Formatting Foibles

Fiction still needs to be formatted like fiction - with indented paragraphs and definitely no line break between every paragraph. Manuscripts looking like non fiction e-books are roundly loathed by publishers, editors and agents.

Comma Clogging

Some people use too many commas, some not enough. They're used to make your writing clearer. That's all. If they stand out, you're using too many. If your sentences regularly get misread or misunderstood, it's usually because there's commas missing.

Pronoun Positioning

Eric and Ginger started the riff, then he played the guitar solo. Who's the he?

Wild Words

Effect / affect, passed / past, etc. You need to know the difference with these kinds of words because your spell checker won't help you!

Cliche Catching

Check every piece of writing for common, overused phrases. Sometimes we're so used to hearing them, we don't realize they're essentially meaningless.

Tensing Trouble

If you're writing in the past, stay there. And, if you're stuck in the present, don't jump back. Check for tense problems during your edit. You do go back and edit your work, don't you?

Dang Danglers

Where you start a sentence with an unrelated phrase. Bad fiction writers tend to do this a lot, to break up the rhythm. It rarely works well - and can lead to absurdity.

Folly Filled Fragments

It's perfectly okay to use short ungrammatical sentences for effect. Once or twice. In an entire novel.

Passivity Problems

Easy way to spot this: the use of 'was' or lots of 'ing' words. We all do it but it's better to change the sentence around to say something more direct.

Who (Whom?) Does That Relate to?

The manager's pen belongs to the manager. The managers' pen belongs to all of them.

The Perils of Punctuation

More than one or two exclamation marks per novel is too many. Don't overuse them, especially to denote humor. Similarly, the semi-colon is so easily misunderstood, it's best not to use it at all.

Are You Prepositioning Me?

Used to be that you couldn't end a sentence with words like 'to' or 'for' or 'on' or 'about'. Personally, I don't see why not. Doesn't seem to bother anyone these days. Never bothered Dickins either.

Capital Ideas

Names, titles, places, nationalities, days, months and big events are capitalized. Things that you personally think are important are often not.

Adverb Anarchy

Not all sentences need a descriptor or three. If you can't make a sentence work without an adverb, you're probably using the wrong noun. Same goes for adjectives.

It's a Big Wide World

America, Australia and the UK use different spelling for certain words. Write for one market in another's spelling and they'll think you're incompetent. If in doubt, use the US spelling - it's becoming the accepted norm (because we don't mind it being that way.)

Words Missing in Action

Okay, it's one of my own personal failings. Sometimes you just don't see there's a missing word. No matter how many times you read a piece, your brain sees the thing, even when it's not there! Use the old journalist trick: read your work backwards.

Of course there are many more little mistakes we make - but the above are a few of my favorites - and the ones I see in other writer's work most often.

Other Stuff

Pet peeve: the use of the indefinite article: IT.

Don't get me wrong, I love 'it'. It's so... indefinite.

But good writers need to watch out for its overuse because it can lead to lazy writing - not to mention confusion.

I also get confused over whether to use 'that' instead of 'which' or who - or whether to use 'who' or 'whom' for that matter, not that it's a common problem these days. Using 'whom' just makes you sound pretentious anyway.

Plus, I've never understood the insistence on 'you and I' over 'you and me'. After all, when did you ever hear anyone ask, "Are you talking to I?"

But there will always be the anal amongst us who (that?) see errors in everything.

I happen to believe the English language should be organic - and we should accept modifications to the rules when the majority of its users see no point in hanging on to an archaic convention.

Having said that, we writers are meant to be, at the very least, understood by the majority.

And just because there's a whole new way of writing beginning to emerge as a result of technology, that doesn't mean all the rules are pointless.

Far from it.

Because when we know the rules, we're in a much better position to break them, as I do - you'll have noticed in the above - all the time!

Keep writing!

Rob at Home
Your Success is My Concern
Rob Parnell's Easy Way to Write


"You've got to rattle your cage door. You've got to let them know that you're in there, and that you want out. Make noise. Cause trouble. You may not win right away, but you'll sure have a lot more fun." Florynce Kennedy

Previous Newsletter includes:
Article: "Write On Target"
Writer's Quote by Samuel Goldwyn

Thursday, October 6, 2011

Write On Target

Dear Fellow Writer,

How are you today? Good, I hope!

The happy couple:


Married life sees us at a new beginning. Our new company: R&R Books Film Music, means we have to focus on technology even more.

Hence, a new computer... you'll remember all the hassle I had with the last laptop: losing everything, all the Magellan manuscripts etc.

Well, we bit the bullet and splurged on a new i7 processor driven desktop with a monster 27" screen. Heaven.

Plus now we have several permanently installed back up drives that will - hopefully - totally prevent any future problems associated with crashing computers!

Keep Writing!


The E Files


Write On Target

Rob Parnell

In the beginning was the word...

A peculiar trait of us humans is that we don't really consider something to exist until it has a name or some kind of descriptor.

Words bring things to life. Emotions, experiences and activities become concrete when they're explored and documented. More than this - reality is essentially defined by words, in the same way that the quantum level of things - perhaps even the entire universe - is said not to exist until it is observed.

This is great for writers - we are mini gods, co-creating the world around us by recording it for whatever reason - our own pleasure or from a need to communicate.

Because that's the great part: words take on much more solidity when they are shared.

Mere words become concepts, art forms and entire other worlds, as in fiction, where an author's view of reality can take on substance in some ways - and to some people - more real than the world we live in.

I've been working on a kids book - actually more of a graphic novel - where I'm having to imagine what the protagonist's home planet looks like - and base his super powers - he's called Turbopants BTW - on some of believable science.

Turbopants world

And pencil drawing his home planet (above) made me think about the issue of invention - and how the imaginative process really is like constructing something from nothing: substance created from thought alone - one of my favorite preoccupations!

We see it all the time but often take the process for granted. It's just something we humans do.

A writer sits down, scribbles a few words that become the basis for a novel. Later that may become a screenplay with actors and sets and props and before you know it, legions of fans believe the reality of the movie to be more compelling than their own workaday lives...

I'm getting carried away again...

Some of my esteemed subscribers have pointed out that my recent articles have been tinged with an effusive quality likely borne out of being happy as the proverbial Larry - whomever he might have been!

But if being happy and in love makes us see connections and fill us with a sense of wonder and profundity, I say, bring it on!

Seriously, I believe you can't underestimate what you're doing when you sit down to write. You're not just transferring thoughts to paper, you're re-imaging the world, often replacing reality with something more powerful, meaningful and satisfying.

Well, that's the idea anyway...


Does that mean we can't write about violence, cruelty and horror? Of course not. It's just as important to document the dark side of ourselves, the savagery, the self interest, all the bad things we do to each other - because ignoring things doesn't make them go away - even though Wallace Wattles (the original 'secret' inventor of "The Secret") might have disagreed!

Inhumanity is the flip side of ourselves. And just like the idea that without dark there is no light, we cannot know how to be more human without being aware of what to avoid and make positive moves away from.

So in our fiction writing it's okay to dwell on evil, misfortune and any and all of the obstacles human face - but eventually there should be balance. Our stories need to resolve in such a way that hope is suggested.

Not in any crass way.

Merely in an objective way. An author's existentialist obsessions may be just as harmful to his work as any overly apparent sense of optimism.

Balance is the key.

After all, if there's no point to anything - why are you writing?

Even Sartre and Camus privately reveled in the idea that their particular brands of misery were being widely read!

It's about cultivating a sense of responsibility - that you have a duty to report the world without bias. That you remain objective, no matter how deep into the morass or private hell you go.

The world is still a beautiful place, even though bad things tend to happen all the time.

Readers like to know there's hope - and even if you write for yourself and never get your work out there, you have a duty to yourself to see the upside occasionally too!

So that when you're re-reading something you wrote a long time ago, you can still see the positive in the work - and by extension, the humanity in yourself.

Until next week,

Keep writing!
Rob at Home
Your Success is My Concern
Rob Parnell's Easy Way to Write

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